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Sunday, September 11, 2011

Banjo's Jokes - Poor ol George

This is a favorite joke.  It was told to us by Eddie M. while my wife and I were dating - 37 years ago.  I came across it on the Internet today!

Young Clyde of a rather affulent family has returned from summer vacation. At his first day at his posh private school we have what did you did this summer day. Clyde tells his tale. We went to London and saw Big Ben and the tower of London my brother George went too ... he's crippled you know. And then we went to Paris and the Eiffel Tower. And my brother George went too he's crippled you know. And then we went to Italy and we went to the Vatican and we met the Pope and the Pope put his hands on Georges head and said "Throw down your crutches and walk".  And Whiing - George's left crutch just flew off!!!  and Whing - Greorge's right crutch just flew off!   

And in unison, we all said "What happened???".

And Clyde said: Well, George fell on his ass...He's crippled you know. 

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